You've heard of tennis elbow? Boxer's nose? How about bowler's butt ("BB")? Its pretty serious... at least I've heard it can be. You can get it when you are really out of shape and you bowl too intensely (is that possible?) for too long, thereby straining your largest muscles. (See last entry for bowling reference.)
I'm not saying I have it--"BB" that is... I'm just saying that I may be able to identify with manly men who bowl to the point of straning their glutes. It could happen... to a tough guy, even. That's all I'm trying to say. Hopefully my brother pastors do not have a case of "BB" to deal with. If they did, lets just say I'd have appropriate, uh, empathy... manly empathy, that is.