Sign on the door

I saw a sign on a photography studio/training center door today as I drove by it on Lincoln.  The sign said simply "Beginners Welcome". 

I immediately felt invited by that sign.  It said, "we may have fancy pictures up on our storefront but if you don't have a photographic clue, we'll help you and we won't be snotty about it." 

I was thinking... what would that kind of a sign look like on a church door?  What would it say?  Any suggestions?

Comments

[Matt Mason]

Doubters Welcome (My first thought)

[Brad Trompeter]

One time I tried using a sign that said "SINNERS WANTED" to recruit students for a bible study at UIC. I didnt get many takers but a lot of people looked and some found it comical.

[Kevin]

what about "Religiously Averse Welcome"